In case you needed more evidence that Phillies fans are idiots

I'd like to do a double blind test and see what works better in terms of people climbing on poles/bridges. Butter or drunk Phillies fan petroleum jelly solution?

"City workers have greased poles along South Broad Street in an effort to deter revellers from climbing them during any wild celebrations that might follow a possible Phillies victory tonight.

Street lights, signs, bus shelters and even trees have been coated by a yellowish goo that bears a resemblance to petroleum jelly."

[My emphasis...Go Doyers]